“Tell It to Your Typewriter” – Sarcastic Vintage Writer T-Shirt
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Because not everything needs to be shared. Or explained. Or posted.
Featuring a gorgeously illustrated vintage typewriter and the brutally honest line:
“Tell It to Your Typewriter.”
It’s a reminder that you don’t owe anyone a response — just maybe a strongly worded monologue in Courier font. Perfect for writers, introverts, and people who journal instead of confront.
Perfect for:
✍️ Journalers and keyboard poets
🖤 Writers with emotional damage (and style)
📚 Literature nerds with passive-aggressive tendencies
💻 Anyone whose trauma dump has a word count
Product features
- Shoulder tape stabilizes the garment and prevents stretching.
- Seamless design reduces fabric waste and enhances appearance.
- Ribbed collar retains shape and adds elasticity.
- Constructed from durable, smooth fabric perfect for printing.
- Ethically produced with 100% US cotton for comfort and sustainability.
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat