“Dead Inside” – Funny Vintage T-Shirt

For when your vibe is: Victorian gentleman on the outside, full-blown existential collapse on the inside.

This tee features a hand-drawn, top-hat-wearing sir who may look polite — but emotionally?
Dead Inside.

Crisp typography, understated design, and a hauntingly accurate energy make this the ultimate shirt for introverts, overthinkers, and anyone tired of pretending.

Perfect for:
🖤 Emotionally unavailable creatives
🎩 People who dress well and feel nothing
📉 Your favorite sarcastic friend
📚 Deadpan humor lovers and dark academia addicts

Style tip: Pair with emotional baggage and dramatic silence.

Product features
- Ribbed knit collar with seam for elasticity and shape retention.
- Shoulder tape for added stability and prevention of stretching.
- Durable double needle sleeve and bottom hem.
- Side seams for structural support and shape retention.
- Made from soft ringspun cotton, ensuring comfort.

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: medium
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean